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Theo's Diary 

What I did on my summer holiday By Theo Walcott Esq aged 8 1/2

I went to a place called Germany with my Uncle Sven and some other grown  ups. It is a country in Europe where a bad man called Adolf used to live with his nazties, he does not live there anymore, Uncle Owen does live  there, and the grown ups say I cant talk about the bad man as it will make Uncle Owen cry if I do.

In Germany there are lots of castles and some mountains. We are staying in a place called Baden Baden that's a silly name, Uncle Frank has the same name as his dad, that's silly too, his mum must get their underpants mixed up all the time.

On the aeroplane Uncle Sol sat next to me, he got me some toffee and wants  to be my special friend, he works at the place where I do my YTS, so does Uncle  Freddy but him and Uncle Sol are not best friends anymore. Uncle Owen met us  at the airport, he talks foreign. Uncle Wayne, Uncle Steven and Uncle David  also talk funny, my mum says Uncle David talks like Orville, he is a duck.

Uncle Sol say's uncle David wears dresses and knickers, and asked me if I  had ever worn them. Uncle Sol got me some pop.

In Germany the grown ups are going to play football, my grandad says we beat  them in the olden days before my mum was born. That is a long time ago.

While the grown up's went to play football I went shopping with Auntie  Vicky and some other girls she bought me a big ice cream and got herself a  little one but she said she was full before she had eaten any and threw it  away. She bought lots of shoes and handbags and let me play with Brooklyn. She say's she used to be in a pop band and sang me one of her songs, I think  she was telling fibs.

I told Uncle Sol about my day out with Vicky and he  sulked, then he bought me an even bigger ice cream with lots of hundred's & thousands on it.   All the other grown up's have a girlfriend except Uncle Sol so he plays with  me while they go out. Uncle Sven says I must keep Uncle Sol happy, that's  why I got taken on holiday.

The grown up's went to play Football against somebody called Sweden, Uncle  Sol was crying as Uncle Freddy played for them and would not talk to him.

Uncle Sol bought me lots of toffee today and some crisps. Uncle Sven is from  Sweden and I heard him on the phone to their boss last night. Uncle Michael  hurt his knee and had to go home to his mum for a plaster. Uncle Peter is a  giant, a proper giant like you see in books. He is rubbish at football  though. Me and some other boys who don't play sat and watched the game with  Uncle Sol.

Uncle Wayne had a sore toe at the start of out holiday but it got better so  they let him play football. Uncle Sol got me a present but I do not like it. He says all Germans wear leather underpants and I should while we are here,  they are too tight for me. All the grown up's started to call Uncle Wayne a   potato head who stood on somebody's spuds. He got shouted at by the referee.

They are all saying that we have to go home now. Uncle Sol was crying again  and I had to sit on his knee to make him stop. He had his mobile phone in  his pocket, I think. Uncle Sven gave me his autograph when we came back home.  

I'm looking forward to seeing my mummy and daddy again and got them a postcard  to show them where I had been. Daddy Arsene wants me to go back to play with the  other boys soon, which will be nice.